Bonus Tracks

Ya ever get a CD and it has a 'Bonus Track'? Course you have. Every artist is using them to entice the early purchase of their record. Buy it now, ya get a 'Bonus Track'. Ooooh. I'll do that!
I just got a CD with 2 of them. Here's the deal with 'Bonus Tracks', though.
They all suck. If they were any good, they'd be an 'Included Track'.
They wouldn't have to toss 'em in willy nilly at the end like a peppermint at a mexican restaurant.
It woulda been the burrito.