Who are these people that call in to radio stations to request songs? I mean, WHO does this anymore? I'd really like to know who they are.

'Hello, Oh my gah, like, can you play, like, oh my gah I can't believe I got through! Oh my gah! Yea, can you play Lady Gaga? PLEASE! YES! Oh My Gah! This song is, like, made for ME and my girls cause we just wanna DANCE! This one's for you, bitches!!!'

Excuse me? Have they ever heard of buying or downloading the song? See, cause that way, ya don't need to call someone up and beg them to play it for you.
You just play it yourself, like, whenever you want to. It's an extraordinary thing.